Everybody loves a good dad joke. They’re hilarious ( most of the time), and they make great ice breakers.
If you’re looking for some new material, here are 49 Dad jokes to bust out at your next shindig!
By the way, you can generate your own with my dad Joke generator. Heck – you can even embed it on your own site.
49 Dad Jokes For October 2023
1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
2. Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
3. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
4. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? Check if he’s coffin.
5. Why don’t scientists trust plants? They have shady roots.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
8. I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
9. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs.
10. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
11. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
12. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
14. I told my computer I needed a break, and it went on sleep mode.
15. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
16. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
17. I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
18. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
19. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
20. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
21. I’d tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
22. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
23. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I just had to put my foot down.
24. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
25. I used to play the triangle in a reggae band, but it was just one ting after another.
26. How do you organize a space party? You “planet.”
27. I’m friends with all electricians. We have great current connections.
28. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
29. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
30. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
31. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
34. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
36. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
37. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
38. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
39. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
40. Why did the duck get detention? For quacking in class.
41. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
42. Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with.
43. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
44. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
46. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants.
47. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
48. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
49. I tried to write a bakery joke, but it was stale.